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Ken

By Request Only

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. By Request Only

2. No, Really. Only By Request

3. Would Someone Please Request

4. I Heard That Vaginas Really Exist

5. Blazer Sale At JC Pennys

6. I Made Grumpy

7. Handlebar Moustaches Aren't THAT Gay

8. Why Did Dad Finger Me?

Stryken

First Strike

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Makeup And Perms Are Rockin'

2. So Are Leg Warmers

3. Jonas Brothers Aint Got Shit On Us

4. Look Mom! I'm Wearing Your Clothes.

5. Let's Microwave Some Vomit

6. The Faces Of Constipation

7. Would You Like Some Fries With That?

8. Cliché 80's Rock Bands Eat Goldfish Turds

Rulli Rendo

Orquesta y Coros

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Hide the Kids. I'm Horny.

2. My Genetic Traits End With Me

3. White Pants and a Ruptured Sphincter

4. Cruising the Bingo Halls for Ass

5. Yellow in the Front, Brown in the Back

6. I Stepped in Thompson's Gazelle Shit

7. Handicap Parking Decals are Cool (No, Really)

8. Geritol and Viagra

Mike Crain

God's Power

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. God's Power

2. God's Power Breaking 2 Bricks

3. God's Power Breaking 3 Bricks

4. God's Power Breaking 4 Bricks

5. God's Lunch Break

6. God Goes to the Potty

7. God's Power Breaking 5 Bricks

8. Awww Fuck! I Broke My Hand.

Fire Ballet

Two, Too

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. We're not THAT Queer

2. My Asshole has a Clit

3. My Daughter is Wearing my Sonic Uniform

4. Bacon Strips in my Leotards

5. Hungry for Beanbag

6. Who Farted?

7. Don't Tell my Wife I Dress Like This

8. Ok. We are THAT Queer.

Henri Salvador

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Playing with my Feces

2. The Feathers are Talking to Me

3. Life as Barak Obama's Chief of Staff

4. They Call Me Papa Smurf

5. Uncle Salvador's Flesh Colored Lollipop

6. I Shortened my Penis with a Belt Sander

7. I Really Love You (But You're a Coat Hanger)

8. What Scientology Has Done for Me

Pooh-Man

Funky as I Wanna Be

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. I Smell Fish and Shit

2. The Turd Wore Sunglasses

3. She Had Mud Flaps Like An 18-Wheeler

4. ... And I'll Take Some Girl Scout Cookies

5. Looks Like Hamburger Meat

6. On Second Thought, Let's Watch Letterman

7. Hi Mom!

8. Safety Goggles but No Gas Mask

Butch Yelton & Upbound

Swing That Gospel Axe

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Swing That Gospel Axe

2. Pull That Bible Knife

3. Fire That Holy .45 Automatic

4. Cut That Throat in the Name of Jesus

5. Stab That Abortion Doctor to Death

6. Drowned in the Name of the Lord

7. And God Said, "Let There Be Denim"

8. Mother Mary's Molten Lead Enema

Paddy Roberts

Songs for Gay Dogs

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Fido Buries His Bone

2. Limericks for Lesbian Cats

3. By "Gay" Do You Mean Inter-species Sex?

4. I Like to Wear Spot's Lipstick

5. I'll Chew Your Kibbles If You'll Eat My Bits

6. Poems for Transgender Hamsters

7. The "Lick My Own Sack" Blues

8. He Said It was a Rectal Thermometer

Freddie Gage

All of My Friends are Dead

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. All of My Friends are Dead

2. Wait! I Found a Friend That's Not Dead

3. Shit! He Committed Suicide

4. Squat and Piss on Your Grave

5. All of My Enemies Want To Kill Me

6. Jar of Liver with a Hole in it

7. All of My Family Members Have Chlamydia

8. If Only I Could Have Found Some White Pants

The Cooper Family

I'm God's Child

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Why Did God Curse Us? I Mean, Look At Us.

2. Never Talk About the Black Man in the Basement

3. Daddy Hides the Finger

4. Recipe for a School Shooting

5. Your Genitals are Evil

6. Don't Show the Cigarette Burns on Your Arms

7. Mom's Creeping Me the Fuck Out

8. The Origin of a Self-Mutilator

Millie Jackson

Back to the Shit

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Let Me Squeeze Out a Hit Song

2. I Think I See a Shit Stain

3. Does My Shoe or My Panties Smell Worse?

4. Mom, Please Say Hi to My New Skank Whore

5. God Damn It, Taco Bell!

6. Where's a Magazine When You Need It?

7. Feels Like Tapioca Pudding

8. No Anal Sex Tonight!

Orion

Reborn

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. How I've Kept My Virginity

2. My Probation Officer Will Never Recognize Me

3. How to Spot a Pedophile

4. If Only My Toupee was Blue

5. They Call Me Mr. Inconspicuous

6. Do You Have Any Handicapped Sisters?

7. My Underwear is Actually Orange

8. Guess Where My Second Mask Is Located!

Tino

Por Primerva Vez

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. See My Nutsack Camel Toe

2. My Crotch is Bald

3. Jail Bait for Married Men

4. Where Do You Think I've Hidden the Gerbil?

5. So Many Cocks, Only One Mouth

6. Don't Worry. I'm 18 in Dog Years.

7. Pubes on my Cornflakes

8. If Assholes Could Talk (Mine Would Say

"Stop Sticking Dicks in Me")

El Tehuelche

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Smartest Man in Hollywood

2. Oprah's Gynecologist

3. Your Daughter Tastes Like Liver

4. Shit Running Down My Leg

5. My Life As Barak Obama's Chief of Staff

6. Wiping My Ass with the Shampoo Bottle

7. I've Got to Remove These Nipples

8. Reason for Forced Sterilization Other Than

Ashton Kutcher

The Frivolous Five

Sour Cream

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. I'll Never Eat a Baked Potato Again

2. Battle of the Dehydrated Clams

3. Hot Corpse-on-Corpse Action

4. Shuffle Board Whores

5. Bubbles in My Depends

6. Horny Cum-Guzzling Sluts

7. I Met George Washington

8. AARP (American Association of

Republican Pussy)

Orleans

Waking and Dreaming

Featuring These Smash Hits

1. Waking and Dreaming of Hairy Asses

2. We're Just Normal Guys Hanging Out Naked

3. I'll Give But I Aint Receiving

4. Why Our Dads Won't Talk to Us

5. That Better Not Be Your Dick!

6. Our Groupies Have Tree Trunks

7. Where Are Our Ballerina Outfits?

8. If I Like Women, Can I Still Be in the Band?

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