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New Music Review

Today we review new releases from Jay-Z, Justin Bieber, U2, Adam Lambert and many more.

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New Music from

Jay-Z

No one has mastered the hip-hop gimmick better than Jay-Z.  Scientists believe that a new Jay-Z CD is spontaneously generated every 13 days. 

Jay-Z's latest release is dedicated to his fans

Jay-Z 's New CD

New Music from

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert's first CD gave him a chance to show his soft side.  With the release of his new self-titled album, he is hoping to show his hairy side.

Adam Lambert 's New CD

New Music from

Justin Bieber

This embryonic pop idol seems to be quite excited about this new release.  We tried to get a comment from Justin, but he was nursing.

Justin Bieber 's new CD release

New Music from

Bono

When the lead singer of U2 isn't busy helping African children, he is busy ignoring American children.  Bono is currently staring at himself.

New cd release from Bono of U2

New Music from

Rihanna

Rihanna was recently the victim of domestic violence, which she successfully exploited to increase CD sales. Her latest release continues with this theme.

New cd release from Rihanna

New Music from

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is known for such hits as "I kissed a girl and I liked it" and..  well..  I guess that's the only one. 

New cd release from Katy Perry

New Music from

Bret Michaels

When Bret Michaels isn't busy having a stroke, he is desperately postponing his inevitable irrelevancy.  A "rock star" that appears on Celebrity Apprentice!  What a turd husk!

Brett Michaels new Cd release Celebrity Apprentice stroke

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