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As I strolled through a book store yesterday, I spent some time looking through a book of poetry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After that ten seconds was over, I decided I wanted to write a poem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

So here is my first attempt.

 

 

 

 

 

I call it,

 

Lady Gaga Takes A Shit

 

 

 

Lady Gaga Poker Face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga Bad Romance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga Born This Way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga Twitter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga nude

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga meat dress

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lady gaga penis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know.  I get misty every time I read it.

 

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Name: Dr. Brown Loaf
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Date posted: August 11, 2010 - 06:02 am
Message: #1GAGA_FAN is another crybaby, I'm sure lady gaga would wipe her but with #1GAGA_FAN's face after her toilet poetry and improve it's complexion...This site rocks so F you ... cry baby ... lol


Name: SKANKEHMOLE
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Date posted: May 14, 2010 - 12:16 pm
Message: rofl.... I loved it even though I am a fan of Gaga, I can still laugh at her too. XD


Name: Terd
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Date posted: May 07, 2010 - 12:52 pm
Message: heh..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaegHyZqeU


Name: T-800
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Date posted: May 05, 2010 - 07:23 am
Message: C4nt r34d m4h p0k3r f4c3, b1tch


Name: Lol
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Date posted: May 04, 2010 - 12:19 pm
Message: Someone's got a wet pussy for gaga


Name: #1GAGA_FAN
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Date posted: May 04, 2010 - 11:50 am
Message: You disgusting excuse for a man!!! LADY GAGA has shit that looks better than your face!! Why must you pick on people who are beautiful dirty rich!
Let me just remind you of a few LADY GAGA Quotes!!

"They can't scare me, if I scare them first."
— Lady Gaga

"I'm a free bitch baby"
— Lady Gaga

"I used to walk down the street like I was a fucking star... I want people to walk around delusional about how great they can be - and then to fight so hard for it every day that the lie becomes the truth."

"I just I felt like a freak, I guess what I'm trying to say is
I want to liberate them, I want to free them of their fears and make them feel that they can create their own space in the world"
— Lady Gaga

"Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger"
— Lady Gaga


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