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The entertainment industry is completely bankrupt of new ideas

 

 

 

If you have any doubt, let's look at

 

The New Fall Line-up

 

 

 

 

 

 

A show about the job of catching seafood

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

A show about a bunch of guys trying to catch crabs

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 where one man gets to experience the decent into a stinky hole

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

where a brainless boob manipulates sacks of shit

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where a group of undeserving ass-stains compete to be the best ass-stain

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where a British asshole tells everyone how worthless they are

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

which stars a complete and utter dickhead

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

which is a ridiculous drama about crime scene investigators in Miami

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

which is a ridiculous drama about crime scene investigators in New York

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

which is a very somber examination of the worst aspects of human behavior

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 30 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 30 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 30 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 30 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 30 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 30 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 30 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 30 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 30 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 30 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host spends 15 minutes reading lame jokes off of a teleprompter and 15 minutes talking to celebrities no one gives a fuck about

 

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where a dickless scumbag provides the news to dilberts, stoners and retards

 

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the host tries to make the cushion in her chair smell like a tuna turd

 

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where a bunch of pussies emit noise about topics that are completely devoid of value

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where guys discuss the many ways you can play with balls

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where you could swear the host has a vagina

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

which stars a mildly retarded, white-trash trailer-park degenerate

 

 

 

which is based on the show...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and watching Dog or any of the rest of these shows begs the question....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I think I'll just read a book

 

 

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Name: malone
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Date posted: October 06, 2010 - 07:42 pm
Message: Colbert spends alot of time in the mirror as well........what the fuc, history ch has ice road truckers and discovery has swamp people and mtv, well forget about it! it all sucks and i wish i could get drunk over it all................c.

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Date posted: September 24, 2010 - 12:35 pm
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Date posted: July 25, 2010 - 03:29 pm
Message: I'm sure most of the retards that watch the Daily Show aren't watching it to get the news. Only old people watch television commentary to "get the news". Everyone else reads it.

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Date posted: July 16, 2010 - 07:02 am
Message: And then there's YOUR show...

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Date posted: July 01, 2010 - 10:35 am
Message: You make the internet suck ass

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