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The Celebrity Autopsy's

Gallery of Freaks

A collection of the most morbid and extreme abnormalities known to man

This ain't your granny's freak show!

If your expecting to see ordinary side show freaks like...

the fat lady...

the hideous Siamese twins...

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the circus pinhead...

the bearded woman...

the half man/half woman...

and the midget...

...then you will be sadly disappointed.

For what is about to follow is a collection of the most bizarre freaks of nature known to man

Let's get started

Hideous Freak of Nature #1

Anderson Cooper sufferers from a disorder called shaftitus

This disorder is demonstrated by the following symptoms

Never before has such a repugnant, vile and despicable freak of nature walked the face of this wretched earth in the history of everything

Let's check our tweets!

We get asked this question all of the time

If you want to look like Anderson Cooper, you will need three items

Item #1

Item #2

Item #3

Here comes another tweet

No one really knows how Anderson acquired his head/neck hybrid.  However, several theories have been presented.

Theory #1

Anderson Cooper comes from a tube

There are actually people who believe that Anderson Cooper came from a tube.

Like toothpaste...

or hemorrhoid cream

Theory #2

Beaker fucked his mother

The resemblance is remarkable

Theory #3

Butt-plug

Ok, he really doesn't look anything like a butt-plug

He does smell like one though.

If you think Cooper is disgusting, then wait until you see...

Hideous Freak of Nature #2

Willem Dafoe is a incredibly talented actor

It requires a lot of talent to recite lines with an ugly stick stuck in your ass

Where exactly did this freak of nature come from?

Of course, we have some ridiculous theories...

Theory #1

Batboy fucked his mother

The resemblance is remarkable

That's pretty much my only theory

Of course, nothing is as hideous as...

Hideous Freak of Nature #3

When James Carville isn't busy being a Democratic strategist, he is busy scaring the shit of little children

I wonder where this asswipe came from?

Theory #1

Gollum fucked his mother

The resemblance is remarkable

And now we reach a new low with...

Hideous Freak of Nature #4

Rachael Ray reminds me of my last case of impotence

I wonder who fucked her mother?

Theory #1

The Joker fucked her mother

The resemblance is remarkable

Certainly, no form of life on this planet is lower than...

Hideous Freak of Nature #5

I guess you know where I am going with this

The Grinch fucked his mother

The resemblance is remarkable

Hideous Freak of Nature #6

Although this is the most repugnant and disgusting freak in our collection, she still has some nice tits

A horses' asshole fucked her mother

Ok, enough of that

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