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Here are some examples of brilliant marketing

(yes, these are real ads)

Kim Kardashian here for Tampax

I didn't want to fly Pakistan Airlines before I saw this ad

My little sister was playing with my Mighty Tiny.  So I strangled the whore.

Are there no men on this beach?

Does this mean she has two pussies?

Thanks for the smoke in my face.  Now, can I blow you while you shit?

Save room for some liver ice cream for desert.

Think of all the toilet paper we can save by taking a group shit

I'm not sure why they died

It's the ninth toothache today.

Soon, my diabolical plan to burn a hole in my underwear will be complete

As soon as I take over the world, I'm going to finger my little brother

The rest of them smoke crack

Mom, why do I have webbed feet?

Is your father a doctor?

How deep is the corn cob that's shoved up your ass?

Miley Cyrus is out for some strange

After tanning, we'll take the infant for some botox injections

The only thing worse than skid marks on the inside of your panties is skid marks on the outside of your panties

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